I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence.

Most so-called brave people lack imagination. As though they can’t conceive of what would happen if something went wrong. The truly brave overcome their imagination and do what they have to do.

As a Jew and a journalist I have my privileges, and if one doesn't work I use the other one.

I think there's enough room in country music for everybody.

Before putting yourself in peril, it is necessary to foresee and fear it; but when one is there, nothing remains but to despise it.

Refraining from violence is not a sign of weakness in one's faith but a sign that one's faith is unshakeable

I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating.

The pop world has really opened its doors.

Surround yourself with people who are doers!

When you know something in your heart, you better not be quiet about it. You better speak out about it.