I made nothing happen very slowly.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

I don't putt face-on exclusively, but in the back on my mind I'm haunted by the notion that I'm sure it's the best way to putt.

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.

My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.

My career started slowly and then tapered off.

I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh.

It is said that God has created man in his own image. But it may be that humankind has created God in the image of humankind.

If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt, it is mine alone.

I love Naples, Florida! Although, I’m so far behind everyone else there. After all, I’m still wearing my first face!

I discovered in college that country music could be fun adding some swing to it.

Ask yourself every day: Is my love alive, true, generous, and open? How can I bring love into action?

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

We need to cut subsidy leakages, not subsidies themselves.

My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

Heterosexuality - whichever gender you are - says that the other gender is very important to you.

Do you know that conversation is one of the greatest pleasures in life? But it wants leisure.