I made your sorrow mine also, that you might have help in bearing it.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Madness has no sense of humour

As for reading, I wish I had a magic door to a library where I could go in, read for days and days, and come back in the same minute I left. I'm still looking for the door.

Under the Environmental Protection Agency's Energy Star Program, homes are independently verified to be measurably more energy efficient than average houses.

Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

Dreams are nothing but incoherent ideas, occasioned by partial or imperfect sleep.

We do the best we can in life, we take things one day at a time and sometimes we all just need a simple reminder of that.

I'm not going to pass out—” He cut her off with a kiss. “If you did, I'd catch you.

Prayer is essentially about making the heart strong so that fear cannot penetrate there.

My voice as a filmmaker is always about boys searching for their fathers. And not only boys, but all children looking for those figures in their lives.