I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.

SAP is becoming the standard for business software. Oracle is in a state of chaos.

Anger is a wasted emotion.

Nobody looks better than when they are helping someone else.

I do use my body a lot, to click into a character.

Poverty is not dishonorable in itself, but only when it comes from idleness, intemperance, extravagance, and folly.

I was shocked and saddened to learn of the passing of my sister, Joan Fontaine ... and I appreciate the many kind expressions of sympathy that we have received.

Insist upon yourself. Be original.

What we now call the browser is whatever defines the web. What fits in the browser is the World Wide Web and a number of trivial standards to handle that so that the content comes.

This is the sum of duty: do naught to others which if done to thee, would cause thee pain.