I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains.... otherwise they wouldn't race.

... the possibility of pain is inherent in the very existence of a world where souls can meet.

In Nature, the purpose of life is to achieve a goal. In human terms, it is called happiness.

Well, if you ask any filmmaker how they got into it, everyone came a different route. Ive never actually watched another director work.

Pride is like the beautiful acacia, that lifts its head proudly above its neighbor plants-forgetting that it too, like them, has its roots in the dirt.

I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly killed at the top of it, and to fall dramatically down to the bottom of it.

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

The coyest maids make the fondest wives.

Ideas aren't a sideshow that make our factory a little more valuable. Our factory is a sideshow that makes our ideas a little more valuable!

Washington's a cesspool of money.

There is no kingdom like the forests.