I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.Survival strategies for the 21st century.

Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.

I didn't want to do it, ' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty and stupid.

One step at a time I know I will reach my destination of which I consider to be a happier, healthier way of living in mind body and soul.

I realise I'm still a child, though I do feel older. I recently did an on-line test called 'What's Your True Age?' My result was 50-60 years old.

A good plan will therefore include alternative actions, the choice between them being left open until the passage of time indicates which is feasible and which is not.

"Getting away from it all," many people want that, and of course ultimately the only way to get away from it all is to go within, now.

You can measure your power in your ability to stop thought. The longer you can stop thought, the more powerful you are.

Because we are now running out of gas and oil, we must prepare quickly for a third change, to strict conservation and to the use of ... permanent renewable energy sources, like solar power.

As long as we can love each other, and remember the feeling of love we had, we can die without ever really going away.

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think.

He who would see old Hoghton right Must view it by the pale moonlight.

He who has learned to do nothing with his whole mind and body will have everything done for him.