I make too much money to play a game I love to ever feel sorry for myself.

There are no days off in our division. Even a team like Tampa Bay can beat you up.

I've definitely always wanted to be the guy they tell, 'Here's the ball. Go do it.'

I just don't see me going through that rehab and coming back to pitch at this point in my life.

Pitching is pitching. I've been doing this since I was eight-years-old, playing in my backyard with my dad. The things that work in Double-A will also work in the majors.

I'm the best. That's why I'm so relaxed out there. You've got to have some arrogant bones in your body, especially to be a pitcher in the big leagues.

I'm confident in myself, either way. I've pitched big games all my life.

Any strikeout record worth having is in a Texas pitcher's pocket. I might come join them one day.

The thing about throwing a fastball is, you want it to be easy, you want it to be effortless.

The end of life puts the longest life on a par with the shortest.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

Early in my term I will also be requesting that all NATO nations promptly pay their bills, which many are not now doing.

The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.

The man's [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.

One incredible tool to accomplish bringing a product to the public is to put a face on TV shows, movies, and the actors in them by using good PR.

How could your cover be blown in Canada? Why even bother going dark there? How could you tell?

If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record.

I think my life in general, like that of any human being, has highs and lows, has moments of great light and moments of great darkness.

The finest flowers of genius have grown in an atmosphere where those of Nature are prone to droop, and difficult to bring to maturity.