I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson

I've sat on the hot seat and I felt its hotness

Is John Motson still wearing his shepherdskin coat?

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion

We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day

Alessandro del Piero reminds me of Robert Rosario when I had him at Coventry.

Younes Kaboul is a vital clog in the Portsmouth engine

I was born and bred in Coventry. I played for the club as well, so that's where my liaisons lie.

Adam Johnson was a revolution when he came on

Ron Atkinson was a firefighter. He came in and he stabled the club

I want to see the stats for how many crosses there have been; it's been incredulous

Some of the madmen are really fun to be with. I soon learnt to relate to them. I soon became one of them. I ended up the maddest of the mad. There is no madder than myself! Please believe it.

Some broken vases can still hold beautiful flowers

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing.

My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles.

Nothing mortal is enduring, and there is nothing sweet which does not presently end in bitterness.

I would say that my strength is my speed and my ability to win head balls.

I've learned ruthless concentration. I can write under any circumstances...street noises, loud talk, music, you name it.