I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?

I’m Detective Piper of the Fairyland Metro Police, and I've been called in to investigate the incident of the missing frog prince…

Yes sir, the fish was left in place of the crystal ball. It's been bagged and tagged for analysis.”Great. Now we have another red herring on our hands.

Schoolboys are a merciless race, individually they are angels, but together, especially in schools, they are often merciless.

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

Only sterility is noble and dignified. Only killing what never was is elevated and perverse and absurd.

It's the first effect of not believing in God that you lose your common sense.

Be kind to everyone,becaus e everyone you meet is fighting a battle

You put junk in, junk comes out. You put good in, good comes out.

All errors which a man is likely to commit against advice are far outweighed by the evil of allowing others to constrain him for his good.

Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Today is declared an unscheduled holiday.

Church growth strategies are the death gurgle of a church that has lost its way.