I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

What’s her name? Claire, what’s her name?

Some sinister secret lay buried in the heart of the graveyard!

If there is no Hell a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

At the very smallest wheel of our reasoning it is possible for a handful of questions to break the bank of our answers.

A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

When my conscience under the Holy Spirit makes me aware of a specific sin I should at once call that sin sin and bring it consciously under the blood of Christ.

The first reason for people's slavery is our ignorance, and above all, our ignorance of ourselves.

As long as we are engaged in storytelling that moves the culture forward, it doesn't matter what format it is.

Don't forget that the most effective form of child abuse is giving a child everything they want.

People are always surprised by how much I love to eat. I guess I don't look like I eat that much, but I can put it away.