I may be a werewolf and Scottish, but despite what you may have read about both, we are not cads!

Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

No one ever explained the octopuses.

I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.

I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day.

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine.

Alexia figured, delightedly, that this meant he did, in fact, tend to traipse around his private apartments in the altogether. Marriage was becoming more and more of an attractive prospect.

Conall,” “Aye, Alexia?” He looked up at her. Was that fear in his caramel eyes? “I am going to take advantage of you,” she said

She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous accessory.

I love you the way a knife loves a heart, the way a bomb loves a crowd, the way your mother warned you about, essentially.

Heart ring in the night

Every man must get to heaven his own way.

We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.

Because we believe that somewhere in the nest of paradigms contained in the phrase "missional church" lies nothing less that the future viability of Western Christianity.

Its objects are CONTRACTS with foreign nations which have the force of law, but derive it from the obligations of good faith.

I cannot say to be glad or not glad to be on Everest. It is my life. I have opportunity to be here, so I am here.

People who talk well but do nothing are like musical intruments; the sound is all they have to offer.

I think laughter comes because things are hardly working.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.