I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

For him and his brother, he now knew, that music was real. Becuase all you had to do, really, was be willing to use your imagination. And listen.

It's easy to grow old if you haven't grown up

Only after realising that routine immunisations were dangerous did I achieve a substantial drop in infant death rates.

Being a scientist and staring immensity and eternity in the face every day is as grand and inspiring as it gets.

The system isn't working for most people and never has worked for most women.

The snow again. White, white net of beauty, net of dream, trapping the earth, trapping the helpless heart of life.

In my end is my beginning

A great mind must be androgynous.

It has been the political career of this man to begin with hypocrisy, proceed with arrogance, and finish with contempt

When you go for a walk, take seeds with you, poppies, rainbow chard, rocket. Plant them among the weeds in patches of wasteland. See what happens.