I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

you cannot find happiness, outside the plan of happiness!

I don't want my work to be an exposure of my feelings.

Words and love together can more often achieve what magic cannot.

Every morningI wake up with the newsof bloodshed.I feel my body, desperate to know whetherI’m still alive.

Today we charge George Zimmerman with murder in the second-degree.

A Letter is a Joy of Earth - It is denied the Gods

I want to force the other drivers to find a way past me.

Christians must go beyond criticizing the degradation of American culture, roll up their sleeves, and get to work on positive solutions. The only way to drive out bad culture is with good culture.

Looks, health and elegance are what counts. Someone can look wonderful in a sweatsuit.

The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise that.