I may be good for nothing, but I'm never bad for nothing.

The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman.

a call girl is simply someone who hates poverty more than she hates sin.

I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.

I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.

If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired.

A rose does not lose sleep because it was mocked by weeds.

The Bible is clear: Truth exists. It can be known. And when we ground our beliefs in it, we are rational.

The way to defeat international terrorism is through international cooperation based on international law, clear intelligence, and a measured and appropriate military response.

Yoga takes what you have and molds and sculpts it, which is a much more natural way to look and feel.

There are as many stories to be told as there are people to tell them about; only the mean-spirited would consider there to be a competition at all.

I miss the grasshoppers much, but suppose it is all for the best. I should become too much attached to a trotting world.

I have no personality, or I have three, depending on how you look at it.

A rabbit that runs away from the bull-terrier is not particularly non-violent.

White men in North America are the beneficiaries of the single biggest affirmative action program in world history. It's called world history.

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny.