I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Anyone with half a mind could see that, " said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one.

We have a vision in Nigeria in which muslims and Christians shall live and work together as equals in conditions of peace and prosperity.

It is your life, enthusiastically accept the challenge.

It is better to travel, than to arrive

Believe in yourself and have faith in your abilities.

You can only change your constant feelings through your frequent thoughts.

...am so deeply impressed with the fair mindedness and tolerance of the American people...

If you're a good singer, you're going to make anything sound good.

Sometimes our fights are as strong as a current, as consistent as waves and as stubborn as unmoveable rocks. Martial fights cause the same kind of erosion as powerful waves do when they hit the shore

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.