I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The sacred fire is faith.

That man would have chipped away at your heart bit by bit until there was nothing left. It may have been bruised, but at least it's whole.

Value of a Trade Mark is directly proportional to your Aggression and Risk Ratio.

There's going to be highs and there's going to be lows, try to keep your emotions out of it a little bit.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

Don't be so concerned about the size of your next step....The direction is what matters!

It's not good to meet you heroes. The humanity in them or the a**hole in them will bring it down. And you don't want to do that.

As servants of the Lord Jesus Christ, it is our sacred responsibility to teach His standard of morality, which is the same for all of His children.

In many ways, the idea of resilience is a more useful concept than the idea of sustainability.

How we see the world changes all the time. It all depends on our mood.