I may sound a little black, but I'm really pretty well adjusted.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

In torment, there was release.In the darkness, there was light.In solitude, there were companions.

If there is a heaven we will find each other again, for there is no heaven without you.

Deception is a temporary medicine that gives relax for short time, but when the truth gets at even the actual medicine breaks down.

Men say of women what pleases them! women do with men what pleases them.

All of your body is in your mind, but not all of your mind is in your body.

I'm always writing, the past 10 years. A lot has changed, in that it's something I do every day.

The terrorists that we are up against today do not rely upon cell phones and SAT phones and emails. They rely on couriers. You cannot intercept what a courier is telling somebody

Friendship is a tree to take shelter from the storm, to find shade from the blazing sun, to climb its bratches to get a better view, and to swing from when we're happy.

Linux has never been about quality. There are so many parts of the system that are just these cheap little hacks, and it happens to run.

An ambassador should study the welfare of his country, and not spend his time in feasting and riot.