I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.

Humor is just another defense against theuniverse.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

You get involved with a character after spending a long time waiting, and this demands a lot of energy and concentration.

The only one that cares about my tax returns are the reporters, OK? They're the only who ask.

Only one mountain can know the core of another mountain.

My stage fright gets worse at every performance. During the overture I hope for a theater fire, typhoon, revolution in the Pentagon.

When you see a close person you know pass in front of your eyes, it's hard core. After all that, I just wanted to enjoy every day. That was my goal. And to give thanks and to live fully.

There are a million good tunes.

True art lies in a reality that is felt.