I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself in the quiet.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Her intention was to make the crowd aware, if they weren't already, that John was the giant whose shoulders Emily stood on.

We have no need of God to create guilt or to punish. Our fellow men are enough, with our help.

It was a quiet taunt...a poisoned glass of wine, meant to intoxicate and exsanguinate.

Maybe Putin wanted to fire Medvedev , but how is he supposed to do that after my film?

Don't be limited by the expectations of others. You can always be better and do more.

All religions are sick men's dreams, false - demonstrably false - and pernicious.

You don't have to be perfect to be awesome.

I just happen to admire everyone that we work with.

Wherever we are, God's in that moment, God's speaking to us, and if we've just got our ears open and our antennas up, there's no lack of inspiration. He's not silent. We just have to be listening.

I think the international community should unite to fight such inhuman phenomena as terror attacks and the murder of totally innocent people.