I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Washington DC is happiest when in indignation overdrive.

In my world, I believe in the great beauties, the highest of which, is love.

Particularly at the moment, it's an incredibly optimistic thing to bring children into the world.

The easiest thing I can say is simple, but paradoxical in this era of total sampling: Be original.

I had a guitar leaning against the wall and I'd squint at it. It was almost like a dog that had been kicked - I didn't think I had anything to offer it.

If you ask "Should we be in space?" you ask a nonsense question. We are in space. We will be in space.

being made happy isn't receiving something new, it's being made to understand what we have.

Sometimes, you really don't understand why something is important to you until you get halfway through the movie - or maybe even all the way through.

I like bootcut jeans in a plain style with a nice line.

Depression is to me as daffodils were to Wordsworth.