I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure — that's a verifiable fact.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you're wearing a pair of shoes that's a little flashy, then it's important not to be flashy up top and vice versa.

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change.

Television is a service, but it's also a business.

Mr. [Donald] Trump has every right to say that didn't happen.

Television can be a very fickle place

The Fox News anchors are lovely. They have an incredible combination of brains and beauty. And I think that's one of the reasons people love watching them and listening to them.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

Reagan Republicans do not criticize the other Republicans.

I think you can look at a woman's legs while she delivers the news and still take her seriously.

For so I created them free and free they must remain.

Covetousness puts money above manhood. It shackles its devotee and makes him its victim. It hardens the heart and deadens the noble impulses and destroys the vital qualities of life.

No more lies and speeches of delusions out of the reality of our existence

We must kill the guard before we can enter the palace.

I do believe in the power of prayer. I do. And I believe in the power of human kindness.

I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

O thou child of many prayers! Life hath quicksands, Life hath snares! Care and age come unawares!

Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it.

All is fair in love and songwriting.