I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

All the beauty lies in the sacredness of the heart.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

I have taught you my dear flock for above thirty years how to live and I will show you in a very short time how to die.

The ideal social state is not that in which each gets an equal amount of wealth but in which each gets in proportion to his contribution to the general stock.

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments there are consequences.

I was a theater man, so I was never in the situation of being a handsome Hollywood leading man, and then having to age.

I think everyone has the potential to be creative but they have to find the avenue or avenues that work for them.

The power of every dictator has two main sources: His psychopathic mind and the support of the very easily deceivable ignorant masses!

In high school, I played in a Rush cover band.