I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.

My parents grew up during the space race, and I think they imagined the future would be us living on moon bases and everyone has rocket shoes.

My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.

I have no imagination; I just steal from life and change the color. Then it's a comic book.

Every issue, the characters and I duke it out. They usually win.

That was the appealing thing about comics: There literally is no budget in comics. You're only limited by your imagination.

When a man carries an instrument of violence, he'll always find the justification to use it.

I'm not afraid of the world. I'm afraid of a world without you.

A comic script is basically a love letter from you to your artist.

Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures...but let's try to have some fun along the way.

I've been fortunate enough to travel to comic conventions in Portugal, France, Canada, and it's an honor to get to meet people from all over the world.

Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre.

Ours is an excessively conscious age. We know so much, we feel so little.

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

My favorite business book of all time is experience.

Nature is to be found in her entirety nowhere more than in her smallest creatures.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

That passage is what I call the sublime dashed to pieces by cutting too close with the fiery four-in-hand round the corner of nonsense.

Only he who has measured the dominion of force, and knows how not to respect it, is capable of love andjustice.

If you are out of trouble, watch for danger. And when you live well, then consider the most your life, lest ruin take it unawares.

For four years we've been cooperating exhaustively