I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'

I dont think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.

Now in business we do a cost benefit analysis before we make policy changes. Washington should as well.

He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Never admit defeat!

The Lord's people have always been a waiting people.

Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its misery.

The best politics is right action.

The political philosophy of black nationalism means that the black man should control the politics and the politicians in his own community; no more.

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.