I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

Answers given with authority negate the search for truth.

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

What about those Promises of yours to never leave me? she asked, stammering too much this time. His cruel smirk was as gut-wrenching as his words— Promises are meant to be broken, sweetheart.

Each appointment brought fear, uncertainty and discouragement. Ann’s constant concern was, What if I have cancer?

Women are often only in the media to be victimised or objectified

Every morning I wake up in a home where Mike Tyson previously laid in the bed and he earned over $500 million his career. It makes me conscious.

Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.

It’s a poor atom blaster that won’t point both ways.

In kindergarten, you can learn how to be a citizen of the world.

I'm building a dream with elevators in it.

Analytics only goes so far. Basketball, more than baseball, for example, is really a team sport.

For what human ill does dawn not seem to be alternative?