I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Anything can happen with a razor.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running.

I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

In those days, boxing was very glamorous and romantic. You listened to fights on the radio, and a good announcer made it seem like a contest between gladiators.

People who are close to God cultivate a personal intimacy with Him like a good gardener cultivates beautiful flowers.

Consider The lilies of the field whose bloom is brief:-- We are as they; Like them we fade away As doth a leaf.

Without history we are the prisoners of the accident of where and when we were born.

The smallest fault of women who give themselves up to love is to love.

You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.

I think everyone always has time to suffer.