I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. 'You're fired' is a very strong term.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Sometimes you can see things happen right in front of your eyes and still jump to the wrong conclusions.

No one chooses which culture to be born into or can be blamed for how that culture evolved in past centuries.

The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of evil.

The one that I really call love is when I feel like everything's okay. That state of, it's all right here.

A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.

The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, "You mean I'm not going to prison?"

I'm vain. My arms are thin, but I'm vain about loose flesh. And so I'm careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.

Though truth and falsehood be Near twins, yet truth a little elder is.

I think there's something about studying a book which will kill it if you're not careful.

Blessed be his name, who hath appointed the quiet night to follow the busy day, and the calm sleep to refresh the wearied limbs and to compose the troubled spirit.