I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

The world changes, we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.

For you are you, and I am I, and once we were we… but as long as I exist and so do you – know that I will always love you.

More often than not a young couple stays in the same relationship, but they walk in different directions.

There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped' growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.

Either plan your life or get ready to get lost.

Do not let your anger lead to hatred, as you will hurt yourself more than you would the other.

Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.

I'm a holy man minus the holiness.

There is small merit in mocking goodness, tweaking charity; it is much more comic to deprive people of their petty little existence for no reason at all, for a lark.

I'll be a role model on my terms, but don't make a role model on your terms.