I mean . . . who was it that said if the door is locked, find a window. If the windows locked, well . . . break it. If it won't break then find a freaking sledgehammer and make a new one.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

An entrepreneur is someone who is the king of his business one day and its slave the next.

The main thing is not a matter of wanting to win; the main thing is being scared to lose.

I kind of call myself an atheist, I suppose - although quite a spiritual atheist, I hope.

God is an experience of supreme love.

I have more eating memories than cooking memories and many memories of being in the kitchen - I was always attracted to the kitchen - but nobody ever wanted me to touch anything.

We reveal our joys and successes, we conceal our pain.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution.

Once you’re comfortable by yourself you learn to be more at ease with others.

One can never win an argument with ignorance.