I mean why should somebody go steal and break the law to get all they can when there's always some law where you can be legal and get it all anyway!

What’s any artist, but the dregs of his work?

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

What's any artist, but the dregs of his work? the human shambles that follows it around. What's left of the man when the work's done but a shambles of apology.

Justice? You get justice in the next world, in this world you have the law.

If you want to make a million you don't have to understand money, what you have to understand is people's fears about money

Power doesn't corrupt people; people corrupt power.

How some of the writers I come across get through their books without dying of boredom is beyond me.

...mementos of this world, in which the things worth being were so easily exchanged for the things worth having.

It is the bliss of childhood that we are being warped most when we know it the least.

We're comic. We're all comics. We live in a comic time. And the worse it gets the more comic we are.

You're too damn beautiful for your own good.Hell, you're too damn beautiful for my own good

Cynicism such as one finds very frequently among the most highly educated young men and women of the West results from the combination of comfort and powerlessness.

I know it when I don't know it. Sometimes I know it when I don't think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.

The best way of leading people is to let them find their own way.

Sometimes in public you don't feel like being "on." But it's OK. It beats working anyday.

Every individual was put on this earth to accomplish some purpose bigger than just making a living.

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

Parting is a training streamer,Lingering like leaves in autumn.