I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You bothered yourself and changed the season. I was left behind with your awful sounds.

You can have, what wish for.

Sometimes you had to make the animals perform.

Examples would indeed be excellent things were not people so modest that none will set, and so vain that none will follow them.

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.

Connecting with people is an important part of my role [as a politician].

There's no such thing as an easy anything.

My philosophy is I take today, live it the best way I can and if I wake up I'll take another shot at tomorrow.

Film's hard when you don't have any relationship with the director at all and you just show up. Then you really are just a gun for hire.

I couldn't work my way into being a good-looking guy.