I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

I had a twin, and he didn't make it.

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

A focused Mind is a result Of a little Effort To tell Your Distractions To sleep for A couple of hours While you are at WORK.

And, certainly to him Life itself was the first, the greatest, of the arts, and for it all the other arts seemed to be but a preparation.

Food didn't kill people, for God's sake, people killed people. With their harping, and criticizing, and careful living.

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.

Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.

People ... have no idea what a hard job it is for two writers to be friends. Sooner or later you have to talk about each other's work.

I try to see each new season as a new challenge because I have a new team to work with, new opponents to encounter, and often new ideas and theories to try

If you can reduce the power of reaction, you rise much higher.

Moving first is a tactic, not a goal.

If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.