I met my husband before I became a star, and he doesn't care about any of it.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Surround yourself with people who are better than you in each individual area of business.

Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie

...so individuals have their flesh cut and pulled, surgery companies proclaim it as an empowering choice, and the stifling cultural ideals about women's appearance are left unscathed

Prohibition cannot be enforced for the simple reason that the majority of American people do not want it enforced and are resisting its enforcement.

Psychic development is a necessary skill in leading a successful and happy life. Your intellectual processes and your senses don't give you enough information to distinguish the real from the unreal.

I write almost everything, actually. Songs, poems, stories. And stories out of every genre, too.

Quotations--always inexact. I don't trust people who cannot even copy out.

I'm a figment of your imagination. You're only imagining that I'm sitting here eating with you. Because I'm just so freaking awesome that people daydream about being seen with me.

Authenticity is about where it comes from; validity is about whether it works.

I think people have to choose between living with contradictions or painting themselves into a corner. I have a lot of contradictions.