I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Imagine, dream, act, discover and wonder. Everyday is a new day to love and wonder.

I barely took a moment to appreciate nature. Come to think of it, theonly time I did it was when I was so upset I wanted to commit suicide in theHuang Pu river.

It's all very simple: if you score one more than your opponent, you win.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Remain quiet. Don't feel you have to talk all the time. Go within and you will see the Loveliness behind all beauty.

We do pretty much whatever we want to.

It would be a fine thing, in which I hardly dare believe, to pass our lives near each other, hypnotized by our dreams.

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence, and we are able share it with others

Friends depart, and memory takes them To her caverns, pure and deep.

If you want to study the social and political history of modern nations, study hell.