I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

When someone influences you to think negatively, they take Charge of your Life and will lead you to Destruction.

A politician is like quicksilver: if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.

I never was obsessive about anything I watched when I was a kid, except maybe 'The A-Team' and 'Airwolf' And I loved 'Knight Rider' and then later 'Baywatch.'

I think everybody has somebody for them, and they're out there waiting for you somewhere.

I'm incredibly naive.

A bowler can make or break a chap.

I'm tough in the sense that I believe as strongly in what I'm doing as anybody else believes in what they are doing.

Follow the masters! But why should one follow them? The only reason they are masters is that they didn't follow anybody!

Focus groups are a waste of time, filled with people telling you what you want to hear so they can go home.

We're going to bake this planet, and be a curse to all species, including our own, if we don't find an alternative to carbon-based fuel. That's the #1 problem.