I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The most regretful behavior always leaches from a wound to our sanctimonious pride.

By the time that adorable steak and I had become one flesh I could have taken on the whole Valmy clan singlehanded.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

The most efficacious secular book that ever was published in America is the newspaper.

Relationships and trust. This is the bedrock of life.

Pure drawing is an abstraction. Drawing and colour are not distinct, everything in nature is coloured.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Don't you open your mouth about the best!

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Everyone has their own weaknesses, for me, I believe it is my speed. I need to train more for that in order to be faster.