I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?

A man who's active and incisive can yet keep nail-care much in mind: why fight what's known to be decisive? Custom is despot of mankind.

The world will continue to be hit by natural disasters and hateful mass killings, but communities bounce back stronger, so keep going.

Almost everyone takes pleasure in repaying trifling obligations, very many feel gratitude for those that are moderate; but there is scarcely anyone who is not ungrateful for those that are weighty.

Songwriting is hard - it's so easy to fall into the same traps. It's not like I wake up and songs flow out of me.

work is happiness. No one can take my work from me and therefore no one can take my happiness from me.

As a designer, I'm not a guy that can be put in a niche.

I read secular fiction, but also enjoy novels with a Christian worldview.

For an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

I know of no place where the wind can be as icy and the damp so penetrating as in Oxford round about Easter time.