I might have made a tactical error not going to a physician for 20 years. It was one of those phobias that didn't pay off.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

The world is corrupt, and the way for me to make it better is not by writing letters, but joining my efforts with those of others to produce a work of beauty.

I do not want to credit my life to spells and rituals, cushioning me from the consequences of living.

This is the way things work sometimes, that good things get ideas from each other, say, well now let’s go ahead and let her have it all.

I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being 'let go.'

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

It's better to be dead, or even perfectly well, than to suffer from the wrong affliction. The man who owns up to arthritis in a beri-beri year is as lonely as a woman in a last month's dress.

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?

Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory.

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

I had no dream of being a movie star.