I might not be able to hold my drink or my man, but what I can hold, is a tune. Point me in the right direction and give me a bloody mic.

New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something

A break up is the closest thing to bereavement

I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm

Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any.

Sometimes we get so used to not really feeling anything, just going with the flow, that we forget how it feels to be really happy or sad.

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn't feel all bubbly and excited now. I felt cold and broken and empty.

If you didn't feel like your support system was strong enough, then getting yourself out of the situation was the best thing to do

As soon as I laid eyes on him, it all came flooding back, all the reasons why I loved him, all the reasons why I hadn't been able to let him go.

New York is a glorious place for clearing your head and finding inspiration. Every time you step outside, you live a dozen lives.

If we had directions, it wouldn't be life. It would be an assignment. Grunt work.

With childhood comes a brief grace period of ignorant bliss -- when you're not aware of the pain around you. That is the most special, truly unique time. It is the core of adult lament.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

A man who feels that his religion is a slavery has not begun to comprehend the real nature of religion.

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

The rosary is the most powerful weapon to touch the Heart of Jesus, Our Redeemer, who loves His Mother.

I had a period in my life in the '90s where I was definitely young, dumb, and full of even more dumb.

‎No one remembers the singer. The song remains.

Does HIV cause AIDS? Can a virus cause a syndrome? How? It can't, because a syndrome is a group of diseases resulting from acquired immune deficiency.

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato. The best part is underground.