I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Every shot makes someone happy.

When it comes to matters of the heart and soul, I'm not a falling kind of girl. I'm more of a slamming, crashing, erupting...

Elections are also about the future - the pledges that we are making for this country. For those who care about equality and fairness in the UK, and beyond, Labour really is the only choice.

Some of the most beautiful things that have happened to me in my life have been things that I couldn't explain.

Elegance is good taste plus a dash of daring.

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you.

Know the business you're in for whatever you do, know it and understand how it works so you can be successful.

I learned long ago that in order to heal my wounds, I must have the courage to face up with them.

I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding.

It's kind of fun to be sexy.