I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

To live without faith is to live without hope.

I don't know and probably never will know enough about the true nature of the universe to tell anyone else what to believe, and I've come to distrust the words of those who have presumed to do so.

You must trust your instinct, intuition and judgment.

Any time you're working in the world of taming animals, you're going to get hurt. But it's a rush that we get.

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.

A scientific or technical study always consists of the following three steps: 1. One decides the objective. 2. One considers the method. 3. One evaluates the method in relation to the objective.

Oh, how rare are the Christians who speak with a tender heart and have a theological backbone of steel.

Drawing is based upon perspective, which is nothing else than a thorough knowledge of the function of the eye.

Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die.

You know we all became mathematicians for the same reason: we were lazy.