I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you trust, you will be disappointed occasionally, but if you mistrust, you will be miserable all the time.

I love being creative, and for me it doesn't matter what it is - whether it's art or music or just daydreaming.

Many men honestly do not know what women want, and women honestly do not know why men find what they want so hard to comprehend and deliver.

The consideration that human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected will always continue to prompt me to promote the former by inculcating the practice of the latter.

Young people are so infernally convinced that they are absolutely right about everything.

Word-of-mouth is powerful, trusted, and cheap.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

I know the situations that we do every week are all ones that I encounter in my life or will encounter.

It is wholly wrong to blame Marx for what was done in his name, as it is to blame Jesus for what was done in his

The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.