I mostly make R-rated movies. To make a movie that one day if I have kids or my nephews want t watch, I can show them without being put in prison. It would be really nice.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

To read Shakespeare is to feel encompassed -- the plays contain practically every word I know, practically every character type I have ever met, and practically every idea I have ever had.

And then there's my Grandson: He's certainly got the music together, there's just no question about it.

People will steal it if you don't make it easy to buy it.

I see dead people. But, then by God, I do something about it!

Illegal immigration is going to stop. It's dangerous.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

It is by chance that we met, by choice that we became friends.

I have a friend whose theory is that you're from wherever you went to high school. I think that's mostly true.

I am visible to Google. I link therefore I am.

I have a hyper personality.