I must have 25 AT&T iPhones, maybe more than that. I've got plenty of Verizons. I just don't have them in the small size.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change

Life is not complicated or finicky, it will gladly take you anywhere you choose to go.

Today humanity faces a stark choice: save the planet and ditch capitalism, or save capitalism and ditch the planet.

During self-reflection, the realization came that revolution begins within.

Guilt is basically one of my superpowers. It’s been programmed into me from the moment I was old enough to know what it was.

I need my family to remind me in a loving and nice way to lighten up.

The gift finds the man attractive who stands with an empty bowl he does not own.

What people don't get is that hair is such a big part of our identity.

All the monsters in your mind just want to be nice. They want to be kind. They want to play nice. They want to be softer than the storms around. You feel them through the windows and the doors.

A wound gets worse when it's treated with neglect.