I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I have the feeling that this Moscow Pact will at some time or other exact vengeance upon National Socialism.

I'm fairly out of the loop when it comes to pop culture.

There's no mastery to be had. You love the attempt. You don't master a story any more than you master a river. You feel lucky to canoe down it.

There are no maps to guide our most important searches; we must rely on hope, chance, intuition, and a willingness to be surprised.

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend, which neither heat, nor cold, nor misery, nor place, nor destiny, can alter or diminish

Casinos don't bring business except for the gambling boys

Is love stronger when it let's go or when it holds on?

I thought Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything was remarkable. Managing to be entertaining while still delivering all that hard science was a pretty good trick to pull off.

Sincerity in sadhna and eagerness to serve is the basis of one's relationship with the spiritual master.

I don't believe actors who say they don't bleed into their characters. It's absolutely impossible not to.