I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Oscar Wilde may have quipped that one can “never be overdressed or overeducated, ” but Wilde did not live in our era of overeducated baristas.

It is my conviction that when events are forgotten, buried in the cellar of the page, they are no longer even history.

...you see what you wantand you want what you see, but if I have anything to say about it, that willnever beme.

Take a deep breath. Now feel the joy of life.

Yet civil rights issues are very much on the front burner in South Carolina between the Black Lives Matter movement and police shootings.

When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.

I never looked at people or singing as commodities.

[The courts and the media elite] are abolishing America, they are deconstructing our country ... they have dethroned our God.

Live in robust sanity, in holy obedience to the ordinary." (The Message) "In an insane asylum like the world, simple sanity can be a heroic achievement.

When you play somebody, you pick up a lot of their gestures, his voice, the way he speaks, his body language. You don't often get that opportunity.