I ne'er could any luster see in eyes that would not look on me.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Words do not solve problems, actions do.

You just hope that you will get the opportunity to do what you love and pay your bills, and that is being a success as an actor.

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

I've always liked New York, as I like towns with an edge and New York has a European feel, so when I came to play music here in the '80s it was a surprise to me.

When I was playing I never wished I was doing anything else. I think being a professional athlete is the finest thing a man can do.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

The one who has not seen Paris in the morning does not know how beautiful it is.

In fact, the bigger the bill, the less likely you are to spend it. If you want to really save money, spend only cash and carry only fifty-dollar bills.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

If God is not at the center of your life, something else is.