I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

There is no such thing as a failure who keeps trying.

I was a bleeding-heart liberal, until I got a job.

Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace.

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

Apropos, you're going to have to learn to sooner or later that you can't just let other people decide what the world around you should and shouldn't be.

No one gave us life, we're the products of an explosion.

...this our world, which is so real, with all its suns and milky ways is-nothing.

A man who reviews the old so as to find out the new is qualified to teach others.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

For whatever reason, people aren't taught that sugar is a massive enemy.

Impatience is not the least of your faults, Malik, it is a kind of greed and someday it may see you undone.

There are artists who are writers, but there was no such thing as cartoons that were written by somebody who couldn't draw.

How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer.

...they'd just tell you to turn the other cheek, wouldn't they?...Trouble is, Mrs. Dowdel observed, after you've turned the other cheek four times, you run out of cheeks.