I need a stunt mouth.

People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

My father might not have held my hand or expressed his love openly, but he taught Callie and me that we had inherent values, that we were fully formed human beings without a boy by our side.

Good soldiers, bad officers; however don't forget that without them we would not have any Civilization.

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

What is your religion? I mean-not what you know about religion but the belief that helps you most?

It is true that a victim who fights back may suffer for it, but one who does not almost certainly will suffer for it.

I watch ESPN all day long.

If you believe you can make a difference, then you will make a difference. Believe in yourself, your family and your community and you will win.

I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.

The primary and literal meaning of the Bible, then, is its centripetal or poetic meaning.

I try to create sympathy for my characters, then turn the monsters loose.