I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

If you want to be successful. You must pay the price in advance.

Leadership is a mindset in action. So don't wait for the title. Leadership isn't something that anyone can give you - you have to earn it and claim it for yourself.

Because God and the devil could be one and the same thing, and everybody understood it in his own way.

I still get invitations from all over Europe to speak at dinners, and it's an honour that promoters and charities can use me to create income.

We have no dreams at all or interesting ones. We should learn to be awake the same way- not at all or in an interesting manner

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

I consider Monroe a pretty minor president. In spite of the Monroe Doctrine. That's the only important thing he ever did more or less on his own, when you really get down to it.

To send our troops, our ships, our planes to this war is ridiculous.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

Nobody should touch a Polaroid [camera] until he's over sixty